The Doctor is In

Since there's no Big Brother on Monday nights, I decided to check out the E! network's Dr. 90210. Why the sudden interest? Former BB-winner Dr. Will Kirby is now a series regular.

Unexpectedly, a decent portion of the hour was devoted to a husband/wife team of bounty hunters. Don't ask. But when they finally featured the evil doctor, he shared with viewers a glimpse of his "glamorous" life. So there he was, sipping champagne, chatting with leggy blondes, and having a laugh with...ugh, Mike Boogie. I'll admit to finding Will charming and amusing, but I sincerely hoped to never see All-Stars winner Boogie again.

When he was finished cavorting with the ladies of Los Angeles, Dr. Will treated a patient who wished to have the tattoo on her lower back removed. Astoundingly, this lady looked directly into the camera and said, "I feel like I'm in awesome hands with Dr. Will Kirby. He's a cutie and a hottie!" Yikes, I'm thinking she might want to up her criteria when selecting a medical professional.

In whole I learned a decent amount about tattoo removal (ouch!), saw lots of pixelated body parts, and enjoyed Dr. Will's antics (his typical blend of lovable goofball and smarmy lothario). That said, I doubt I'll be checking into Dr. 90210 again anytime soon.

But for those who need a fix, here's a small dosage of the good doctor: "If you die and you can pick who you want to come back as, you might want to be me."