Thursday, June 7, 2007

Top Five

Presenting the Top Five Most Ineffectual Houseguests

These are houseguests who, in my opinion, were nothing more than dead weight. Not counting those who were voted off in the first couple of weeks, these men and women had no right to get as far as they did in the game.

#5: I love season 5's Marvin the Mortician, but for all his attitude he severely lacked game savvy. Remember the Santa Monica Van Boys? I wasn't sure what that was, but I knew it wasn't going to get him further than the final five.

#4: The Southern chain-smoker lovingly known as Busto wound up in the final four without so much as lifting a finger. Granted she could gossip and badmouth with the best of them, but I have no affection for April...and her little dog too!

#3: There was no need to strategize in BB season 1, so Chicken George was in over his head when the All Star season began. Sadly, the man who has been struck by lightening more than once never seemed to catch on as the summer progressed. The vacant look in his eyes as Dr. Will and the rest were scheming spoke volumes.

#2: Robert, season 4's potty-mouthed goon, was wise enough to align with fellow exes Jee and Justin. Once they were gone Robert was like a lost little boy in the woods, and predatory wolves Alison and Jun couldn't wait to chew him up and spit him out.

#1: There's only one person who deserves the title of most ineffectual BB houseguests. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Cowboy. The man could barely form a sentence let alone a strategy. He, like others on this list, only made it to the final weeks because he posed absolutely no threat. Thankfully the jury had enough sense to give Drew their final votes. Had Cowboy won season 5 there's no way I'd have stuck around for this summer's BB 8.

This is my top 5, what are your thoughts?

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